omgitsbrilliant:

I’m looking for a name for my kitten, she’s female. So if you could give me as many ideas as possible, pretty please? It needs to pass my mother&grand-mother approval so if I propose lots of names, one might pass.

So, what are your brilliant ideas?

That’s because they’re scared of you, Phil. 

Everyone go follow omgitsbrilliant because omg she’s brilliant, she loves the Avengers and Elementary and Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch and she has a cat currently named Chaussette I mean come on, you know you can’t resist. 

We were right all along zomg

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I’m not having an actual, technical issue with this, I know I can write anything without specifics or even say I’m into biochemistry and no one is going to notice. I’m just saying, it’s supposed to be the part where you say a little more about yourself so that people get an idea of you, but it’s still part of the hypocrisy game of appearances and fitting to expectations.

if I was true to myself, I would write odes to Neil Gaiman and the Marvel cinematic universe and comics (except Civi War, because it’s EVIL) and Assassin’s Creed and Van Gogh and how writing makes me feel alive. 

Seriously no one took a pic of Cap’s Easter laser eyes on Saturday? Did you all triple check? What is wrong with us?

thorineded:

vakalette:

happy birthday baby <3

holy buckets

chimericalreverie:

Joseph Mazzello, a.k.a. the kid from Jurassic Park. Nice.

Oh that’s not nice at all. Let me think. I would probably marry RDJ because he’s the cutest thing with his wife. I would fuck JLM and kill Martin BUT THEN I’d send his body to you and you’d use some nice tech to revive him and keep him in your basement. Good?

omgitsbrilliant replied to your post: Things that happened this week end, and yes I am…

Damn, I missed half of the fun. And you forgot SMAUGS PENIS! x)

Dear Lord, how could I forget Smaug’s penis! … no this is not a weird sentence. 

omgitsbrilliant replied to your post: I just watched the first episode of Black Mirror…

OMG WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME WATCH! O.O

I DIDN’T MAKE YOU WATCH ANYTHING. Sorry for the psychological trauma, Phil :/